Advantages of Cigerette Smoking

Sound Advice on the Advantages of Smoking Tobacco

• You will always have something to do with your hands.

•Smoker's become more closer friends.

•Smoke inside the room works as room freasherner.

•It keeps mosquetoes away.

• To avoid headaches later in the day, always have a cigarette first thing in the morning.

• If you work with explosives, you have a handy method of lighting the fuse.

• Smoking is a good career move if you want early retirement and would like to use up your sick leave.

• On New Years Eve you don't have to go out to the fireworks. Just dip your cigarette into a jar of ground up sparklers.

• Amuse your friends and be the life of the party by blowing smoke rings.

• Always discard your butts in flower pots and garden beds as it helps fertilise the plants and keeps insects away.

• Occasional house fires will help keep firemen employed.

•By buying cigarettes from corner stores, you help support local businesses and help retain the fabric of our society.

• At the beach, children can use the butts to decorate their sand castles.

• Annoy neighbours you don't like by staying home and smoking heavily.

• You will always have a good reason for loitering - "Officer, I'm just having a cigarette".

• Improves immunity againt air pollution.

• By smoking heavily, you get out of boring work and will have plenty of short breaks during the day.

• Develop your cool image and fun-loving personality by being a smoker. Non smoking is for wimps and wusses.

• You will have a good reason to paint the ceilings every three years.

• Why celebrate world no-tobacco day once a year, when every day can be celebrated as a pro-tobacco day.

• You will know when it's time to throw out your old lounge suite by the number of burn marks.

• Smoking is an adult custom. Add years to how old you look by smoking heavily.

• If you run out of smokes late at night, help the taxi industry by getting them to deliver your smokes to the door.

• You can demand more services and benefits from the government because you have paid more in taxes.

• Help keep the bush fire brigades trained and ready for any emergency by throwing lighted butts from your car window.

• Keep your weight down by smoking cigarettes instead of eating them.