Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Advantages of Cigerette Smoking


Sound Advice on the Advantages of Smoking Tobacco

• You will always have something to do with your hands.
•Smoker's become more closer friends.
•Smoke inside the room works as room freasherner.
•It keeps mosquetoes away.
• To avoid headaches later in the day, always have a cigarette first thing in the morning.
• If you work with explosives, you have a handy method of lighting the fuse.
• Smoking is a good career move if you want early retirement and would like to use up your sick leave.
• On New Years Eve you don't have to go out to the fireworks. Just dip your cigarette into a jar of ground up sparklers.
• Amuse your friends and be the life of the party by blowing smoke rings.
• Always discard your butts in flower pots and garden beds as it helps fertilise the plants and keeps insects away.
• Occasional house fires will help keep firemen employed.
By buying cigarettes from corner stores, you help support local businesses and help retain the fabric of our society.
• At the beach, children can use the butts to decorate their sand castles.
• Annoy neighbours you don't like by staying home and smoking heavily.
• You will always have a good reason for loitering - "Officer, I'm just having a cigarette".
• Improves immunity againt air pollution.
• By smoking heavily, you get out of boring work and will have plenty of short breaks during the day.
• Develop your cool image and fun-loving personality by being a smoker. Non smoking is for wimps and wusses.
• You will have a good reason to paint the ceilings every three years.
• Why celebrate world no-tobacco day once a year, when every day can be celebrated as a pro-tobacco day.
• You will know when it's time to throw out your old lounge suite by the number of burn marks.
• Smoking is an adult custom. Add years to how old you look by smoking heavily.
• If you run out of smokes late at night, help the taxi industry by getting them to deliver your smokes to the door.
• You can demand more services and benefits from the government because you have paid more in taxes.
• Help keep the bush fire brigades trained and ready for any emergency by throwing lighted butts from your car window.
• Keep your weight down by smoking cigarettes instead of eating them.

10 comments:

honey said...

haaa...
Wat an optimism this post is depicting!!!
there are few more need to be added like you help doctors grow rich by experiencing new new diseases like
* stained teeth, fingers, and hair;
* increased frequency of colds, particularly chest colds and bronchitis;
*asthma;
*neuralgia;
*gastrointestinal difficulties, constipation, diarrhea, and colitis;
*headaches;
*nausea;
*convulsions;
*leukoflakia (smoker's patch);
*insomnia;
*heart murmur;
*Buerger's disease (inflammation of blood vessel linings);
*shortness of breath;
*arthritis;
*smoker's hack;
*nervousness;
*wrinkles and premature aging;
*tension;
*gastric, duodenal, and peptic ulcers;
*lung cancer;
*cancer of the lip, tongue, pharynx, larynx, and bladder;
*emphysema;
*high blood pressure;
*heart disease;
*artherosclerosis & arteriosclerosis (thickening and loss of. elasticity of the blood vessels with lessened blood flow);
*inflammation of the sinus passages;
*tobacco angina (nicotine angina pectoris);
*pneumonia;
*influenza;
*pulmonary tuberculosis;
*tobacco amblyopia;
*impared hearing;
*One puff lowers the temperature in the fingertips 1ºF to 3ºF in 3 minutes.

goood!!Enjoy smoking!!

Deepak Bagga said...

nothing is 100% good or 100% bad. it depends on you which part you opt for. I have chosen the positive part. and there have been many smokers, who died without any of disease mentioned by you.
I guess not every one who smokes, suffers from any of disease disease, these are caused by cigarette smoking, and it is not true that smoking always cause thise diseases.

I guess, the extend to which I do smoking can ever cause me any big illness.

sam said...

gud deepak jee apaney toh dil khush kar diya hoga smokers ka but ooopsssssss dil hona bhi toh chahiye smoking ke baad khush hone ke liye.........

Deepak Bagga said...

tum log dukhi hote rah jaoge..khush hone ki koshish kiya karo

chahe vo smoking ke bina ya fir smoking se.


enjoy..............

Mr controversial said...
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Mr controversial said...

kya bagga ji
itne positive bhi na ho jaiye ki
disease aapko positively le le
if u think ki u are smoking then think again
" the cigarette does the smoking u are just the sucker"
but phir bhi aapke +veness ki daad khaj kujali sab deni hogi :)

pawan said...
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pawan said...

You can make anything +ve or -ve by using ur head but the truth remains truth.It doesn,t requires any logical justification of head.If You are suffering from something still u can find something good it is ok but reality is that you boby is giving some pains to u ,that pain is induced by youself and deep in Your conscious you want to get rid of that pain although You are logically taking it +ve.

As far as smoking is concern noboby can deny that it is injurious to health.As you said "khush hone ki koshish kiya karo.....".Our happiness is depends on how harmoniusly our body and mind is co-ordinating. So if your health is good Your are bound to be happy and optimistic.

I think Happiness is not what you think using ur head, it is what ur heart says .Happiness is what do feels. How calmly u are listening to ur feelings .How pleasently u are enjoying the feelings. Feelings does not requires any logical justification. Feelings Directly originates from heart and it is always genuine and pure.It is free from anyone s interefrence. It is truly ur own. No one can make u feel someway or other.

Enjoy by listening ur heart. If u find something beautiful just enjoy it,Don,t start applying ur head/mind on that. Your mind will tell what someone has told u in past. It will tell u its pro and cos and joy is beyond pro & cos
of the mind.


So if u r attracted by any beauty ,any beautiful girl just go and purpose her don,t bother what happen next....



So don,t try to be happy,rather be happy.

Deepak Bagga said...

to bhaaji:

(Enjoy by listening ur heart. If u find something beautiful just enjoy it,Don,t start applying ur head/mind on that. Your mind will tell what someone has told u in past. It will tell u its pro and
cos and joy is beyond pro & cos
of the mind.
)


I think you have missunderstood me. I always listen to my heart. some time before I listened to my heart, I found only some things are beautiful. after some time I went deep to my heart, I found maximum things are beautiful. Now I have gone more deep to my heart, now I find everything is beautiful. But I try to take decision by my heart and mind both.


As far as nobody can deny that smoking is injusrios to health, Yes I know it. Here I not talking about physical health, I am talking about mental health(or spiritual health or health of my thinking). I am aware of my physical health.

don't you think eating non-washed fruits are not safe, but there must be some stances when you have eaten them without washing. if you think in this way then nothing is safe.
but I thinnk nothing is 100% safe and nothing is 100% unsafe.I select the appropriate safty level, may be of cigarette's.

and if you are satisfied with my reply and you still think I am wrong then you still need to convince me.

pawan said...

To tote


I m happy that u listen to ur heart.huh... see u can guess my happiness is also influenced by u.

If u r talking about spritual health. Then as far as I think & feel one attribute of good mental health is that u should not be addicted to anything. Means U have to urself decide that u want to smoke or not.There should not be any inner urge from ur boby or mind to Smoke . I m sure that is not the case from ur side.

I didn,t knew as many advantages of smoking as posted by You.So I think U r an eternal optimistic.

good carry on........